It takes the three second time rule to set you free
to cure your approach anxiety
Open the set with a canned routine
Let your body rock until you're out or in
DHV be you self at best
Run a neg and check for indicators of interest
Bait like a cat string theory
Reward her investment simultaneously

But all I wanted to shag her in Skövde and Tibro
I did all I could in Karlsborg and Hjo
It all went pretty awkward in Lidköping city
All the girls thought i was creepy
in Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu

Isolate the target calibrate your cue
so you never end up in a boring interview
Build rapport with a witty conversation
feel the vibe that "it's on" raise the kino escalation
Change location and your little sweetie
sense the night is longer than American graffiti
A kiss on a day 2 intimacy in bloom
heavy making out ensues in the bedroom

But all I wanted to shag her in Skövde and Tibro
I did all I could in Karlsborg and Hjo
It all went pretty awkward in Lidköping city
All the girls thought i was creepy
in Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu

Ok ok!
It's going physical here
and you're the man to convey
In trance your advances
turn romance into foreplay
You found no logic
’cause it makes no sense
that's her freak out moment
a last minute resistance
A smooth transition
makes her warm to unzip
She's the lady right?
in your future relationship
Have a nice time both
when you're down to fuck
Hope you found this helpful
good luck!

But all I wanted to shag her in Skövde and Tibro
I did all I could in Karlsborg and Hjo
It all went pretty awkward in Lidköping city
All the girls thought i was creepy
in Malibu
in Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu

When I go to sleep at night you're always a part of my dream
I wish you Hold me tight and tell me everything I wanna hear
Oh Malibu

© Bo Nordin 2013