Malibu

It takes the three second time rule to set you free
to cure your approach anxiety
Open the set with a canned routine
Let your body rock until you're out or in
DHV be you self at best
Run a neg and check for indicators of interest
Bait like a cat string theory
Reward her investment simultaneously

But all I wanted to shag her in Skövde and Tibro
I did all I could in Karlsborg and Hjo
It all went pretty awkward in Lidköping city
All the girls thought i was creepy
in Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu

Isolate the target calibrate your cue
so you never end up in a boring interview
Build rapport with a witty conversation
feel the vibe that "it's on" raise the kino escalation
Change location and your little sweetie
sense the night is longer than American graffiti
A kiss on a day 2 intimacy in bloom
heavy making out ensues in the bedroom

But all I wanted to shag her in Skövde and Tibro
I did all I could in Karlsborg and Hjo
It all went pretty awkward in Lidköping city
All the girls thought i was creepy
in Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu

Ok ok!
It's going physical here
and you're the man to convey
In trance your advances
turn romance into foreplay
You found no logic
’cause it makes no sense
that's her freak out moment
a last minute resistance
A smooth transition
makes her warm to unzip
She's the lady right?
in your future relationship
Have a nice time both
when you're down to fuck
Hope you found this helpful
good luck!

But all I wanted to shag her in Skövde and Tibro
I did all I could in Karlsborg and Hjo
It all went pretty awkward in Lidköping city
All the girls thought i was creepy
in Malibu
in Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu
In Malibu

When I go to sleep at night you're always a part of my dream
I wish you Hold me tight and tell me everything I wanna hear
Oh Malibu


© Bo Nordin 2013

Dancing Like ΠWindmill

And I'm dancing like œ windmill,
in my own world that's how I feel,
It goes round and round, round and round and round,
Like œ windmill when I'm on my own

One thing I can't deny
I'm just a average guy
but I'm happy with the number I've got down the lane

I try to stay in shape
I'm always up to date
But I've got a secret that I can't explain

I am an addicted nerd of
a band you'll never heard of
And I'm stuck since I was fifteen years

And when I'm on my own
I put my headphones on
And the young me suddenly appears

And I'm dancing like œ windmill
in my own world that's how I feel,
it goes round and round, round and round and round
like œ windmill when I'm on my own

It was a Saturday night
and I felt so hot inside
so I walked myself down to the club in my neighbourhood

I didn't have to wait long
a gentleman came along
We had a drink and something about him made me feel so good

I said: "It is so loud in here"
He answered: "I have a flat near,
and I'll show you my 12 inchies"

So we where about to leave
ready for a hot night eve
as the DJ played "Electricity"

And I'm dancing like œ windmill
in my own world that's how I feel,
it goes round and round, round and round and round
like œ windmill when I'm on my own

Fashion and fantasy
in the 18th century
Easy on the white noise
End of stage 3

Power take-off
The words are on the ceiling
I never expected
such a fortune like this

Training our bodies
in perfect coordination
And I'm dancing like œ windmill baby
Extra - Extra

And we're dancing like œ windmill
in our own world that's how we feel,
it goes round and round, round and round and round
like œ windmill when we're on our own

© Bo Nordin 2011

Now or Never II

Life is so distant away
plans for tomorrow - but not for today
Everything falls apart
you need a change a new start

It's now or never
now or never
Life can be so strange
It's now or never
now or never
Time to make a change

Early one morning at five
A yellow horizon brings nature to life
A fresh breath of air in your lungs
Seconds of peace made you strong

It's now or never
now or never
Life can be so strange
It's now or never
now or never
Time to make a change

No candle light
No love in sight
No romantic adventure for me tonight
No porno site gives me delight
Life's a blank sheet now
and it feels alright!

It's now or never
now or never
Life can be so strange
It's now or never
now or never
Time to make a change

© Bo Nordin 2009

Out of Your League

Guess not you're alone
treasure her flesh and bone

She is so gorgeous
in your two steering eyes
So help you Jesus
you need a quick advise
you're told there's not a chance
you're not part of her plans

She conquer by bliss
she knows her skill "alright"
Your bed-time stories
will never see day light
Some day you may ignore
she's someone to adore

You find her kind of funk
and you want to make her sweat
You walk around in circles
as close you can get

Guess not you're alone
treasure her flesh and bone
She's way out of your league

Guess not you're alone
treasure her flesh and bone
She's way out of your league

You have this feeling
she playing tricks on you
Small invitations
seems just to not be true
It's just a little lie
then ”thank you and goodbye"

She's so slippery when wet
don't bother catch her if you can
You'll end up with a royal straight crush
on your hand

Guess not you're alone
treasure her flesh and bone
She's way out of your league

Guess not you're alone
treasure her flesh and bone
She's way out of your league
out of your league

Out of your world
Out of your touch
Out of your hand
Taking too much
Faking real love
Never heard such
Guess not

(Guess) Guess not you're alone
treasure her flesh and bone
She's way out of your league

Guess not you're alone
treasure her flesh and bone
She's way out of your league

© Bo Nordin 2007

Laughing Out Loud

I’m a lonesome cowboy
I travelled the west
I moved from town to town
From future to past
I met this girl
I thought heaven had blessed
She smiled at me
and ripped the heart out of my chest

I don’t  know why
But she is laughing out loud
Wow-wow-wow
tell me baby what its all about
Wow-wow-wow
I dont have a clue...
Ooooh aaaah uuuuh

Cancelled dates
And telephone calls
With no such numbers
No such souls
Still alone as the darkness falls
Im going nuts
Not to mention my balls

I  don’t  know why
But she is laughing out loud
Wow-wow-wow
tell me baby what its all about
Wow-wow-wow
I don’t have a clue
And i have been so blind
Ah uh
tell me baby what its all about

I don’t know why she’s laughing out loud
Like all of her sisters upon this world
She better not underestimate me
Cause ill give everything for what she’s worth

(Instrumental)

I  don’t  know why
But she is laughing out loud
Wow-wow-wow
tell me baby what its all about
Wow-wow-wow
I don’t have a clue
And i have been so blind
Now i feel so blue
All yesterdates in mind
Da-da-da

I fighted down a windmill
For no reason at all
You got the message anyway
When I refused to take your calls
So this is how you thank me
For all the things ive done
You forgot along the way
Girls just wanna have fun

Uh-uh
Ah-ah
Oh-oh
Ahaaa

© Bo Nordin 2006